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VAMP magazine by Christopher-Stoll VAMP magazine by Christopher-Stoll
This season's hottest tips for the classy Undead American, with all the juicy guides to feeding, brooding, and stalking teenagers that you've come to expect.
In this bloodthirsty issue!
-Tips for finding the J-Spot, things you to know when going for the jugular!
-Sunless Tanning- How to get a gorgeous tan when you are more flammable than lighter fluid!
Causing a commotion without the combustion!!
-Does he want to share his immortality with you?! Find out for sure with our Fang Happy Quiz
-Hands On Guide to Human Hunting- Everything from how to make your first kill special, to feeding safely for our veteran readers!
-A lineup of the sexiest corpses still walking the earth! Take a look at our Black on Red Fashion Section!

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I swear I only read it for the articles
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Carnie-Vorex Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013
Really witty! Considering that I hate girls' magazines and most girls themselves :D
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FerrilLover Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student
Would totally buy that, the next one could have tips on how to avoid and spot slayers.
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TanukiTagawa Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012
:bulletwhite:Very interesting! 8-) Would be good know how a vampire get a tan without the sunshine... :giggle: You also would can show some undead babes of the central poster. ;P Now, some ideas to the next issues:
- How get a good feeding,to the vampire(Or vampiress)that no wanna kill nobody. :innocent:
- A vampire can have mortal friends? :hmm:
- The relationship wth others supernatural beings. e.g:faeries,mummies,werewolfs,ghosts.
- What do when find a strongest vamp...Even more when he is she donīt like you! :oops:
- Others cultures. e.g:a American vampire that know other that come from overseas like Germany,Japan,India.
- Cautions with the people that have supernatural skills:vampire hunters,mystic masters,sorceress,etc. Until the next issue! :wave:
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Cetrus Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
The head looks a little bit bigger compairing with the body otherwise it looks great, especially the expression, congratulations! :)
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DubuGomdori Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
Nice way to catch up with Tru Blood and glimpse Walking Dead. Good job.
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QuincMSK Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
Sexy and Funny - Nice!
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angellim44 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
An insight of a vampire's life. Nice work! :)
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citybuilder Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
nice text choices
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gangbangboi Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2010
LOVE IT......i'd defo grab a copy !!
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deadrabbit13 Featured By Owner May 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sweet cover design.

I want a guide to hunting humans
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